I live at number 10 Red Lion Street.
Chris punched me in the face because I'd fucked his wife in her wedding dress and taken photos.
Reese had shown him the photos because Chris had fucked Eloise the whore lives at number 45.
Have you been paying attention?
My head hurt bad. I need to see a Doctor. Doctor Sun has a practice on Red Lion Street at number 52.
I made an appointment. Doctor Sun is short, with a tight, slamming body. She is Asian and wears push up bras. She wears heels that most women would find it hard to walk in.
She did some tests. She shone a light into my eyes. She said, "Your head is fine Mr Shame. Just rest up for a few days. There is however something else I wanted to talk to you about."
"About a year ago you saw me and said you were worried about testicular cancer. I did a thorough examination of your genitalia. I sent your semen away for tests."
"I'm alright aren't I? I haven't got anything have I?" I asked frantically.
"No," said Doctor Sun. "But there is something about your genitalia that falls into a specific area of my research."
Doctor Sun got out two pieces of paper and stuck them to the wall with Blu Tac.
One was a technical scale drawing of my dick. The other was labelled 'average dick'.
My dick was twice the size of the average dick, but you knew that already.
"I'm interested in the parasympathetic division of the autonomic nervous system and in particular it's relation to the bulbospongiosus muscle under the control of the spinal via the pudendal nerve."
"I beg your pardon?" I said.
"I want to know if big dicks shoot faster and harder and I want to know if you shoot bigger loads than small ones."
"Oh, I see," I said. I didn't see at all. I was assuming I was still concussed.
"Do you mind if we conduct a small experiment? It will only take a few minutes of your time. A few questions, perhaps a practical experiment."
"Of course not," I said.
"Undress and put this smock on," said Doctor Sun giving me a smock. "Change behind that screen. Lie on the bed."
I went behind the screen and started changing into the smock.
"I'm going to ask you some questions whilst you get changed," said Doctor Sun.
"Sure, fire away," I said.
"How long does it take you to become fully erect?"
"Well that all depends," I said. "If you're talking absolutely fully extended, well then sometimes it takes a special lady to do that. However just the other day I was crossing the street and I saw this fantastic, fat twenty year old girl. She was wearing white leggings that were way too tight and was teetering on tacky gold high heels. She looked so trashy and wrong and before I could blink my dick was huge. I mean, I could even walk. I had to just stand there for a while until the erection wore off."
"On average, Mr Shame. How much semen do you produce when you ejaculate."
"I try to save it up for nights when I know I'm going to meet a special girl. I like to treat a woman right and give her just what she deserves so an ideal load would not only give her face a nice pasting but also have some left over to shoot some down her tit crack. The problem is sometimes when you have two girls kneeling in front of you both begging for a fresh load. I once surprised myself by shooting so much up a girls arse-hole that almost as soon as I pulled out jizz started oozing out of her hole and running down her leg. I guess I would say, at best, my load can be an egg cup full."
"For the purpose of this experiment today, what ideally makes you the hardest."
"Hmmm, let me think. I would say that a slutty Asian Doctor with nice slim stockinged legs and high heels, heavy eye make up and a nice cock sucking mouth."
"Are you hard now, Mr Shame?"
"Yes I am."
"Ok, I'm coming behind the screen now."
Doctor Sun moved behind the screen. She saw me lying there with my dick standing tall and proud. She gave a little gasp.
Doctor Sun's skirt was hitched up high to reveal her beautiful, nylon clad legs, her garter belts and naked, bald cunt. She had been playing with herself.
Doctor Sun undid two more buttons on her blouse and pulled her tits out of her red bra.
"I hope you don't mind Mr Shame but it really is important for the purpose of this experiment that I get to see your member fully engorged. I thought if you saw my vagina and breasts, it might ensure you were fully extended."
"Play with your cunt a little. That will make me fully extended," I said.
Doctor Sun put one of her legs up on to my bed. She started stroking her slit. She put a finger in her mouth.
"This is purely in the name of scientific research," she said.
My cock ached to be inside her. "I want to fuck you," I said.
"I'm a professional, Mr Shame and this experiment does not reacquire you to fully penetrate me."
She slipped a finger inside her snatch and let out a little whimper. She never took her eyes of my dick for a second.
"However," said Doctor Sun. "It would be very useful to me if you could actually ejaculate so I could collect a sample. Then I can test it for it's properties, you know; sperm count, fertility, taste."
"Taste?" I asked.
"Yes, taste. It's very integral to my research. I may need to taste your semen."
"You want me to blow a load of my junk into your slutty gob?" I asked.
"I want to analyse your semen for scientific purposes but first I want to ensure that you are fully hard."
"I know one thing that makes me harder than anything else," I said.
"What's that?" asked Doctor Sun.
"It's when cute, horny Asian women in uniforms sit on my face and make eat their cunt for half an hour."
Doctor Sun clip clopped over on her heels. She got up on the bed and straddled my face. She let her cunt hover above my face for a while. I could smell her delicious, mustiness.
"Eat it you fucking lousy, shitbag!"
Doctor Sun smothered my face with her pussy.
I love eating cunt. I can eat cunt for hours.
Are you a woman reading this who feels like having her cunt eaten?
If you sat on my face I would never ask you to get off.
Doctor Sun ground herself down. Her pussy was wet. She smeared her cunt juice on my chin and nose. I pushed my tongue in between her flaps. I eased my way inside. Her slit tasted sweet and tangy. She moaned. I pushed my tongue in further.
"It's easily getting bigger," said Doctor Sun. "Your dick is getting even bigger."
I pushed my tongue in as far as it would go. Doctor Sun pushed down hard. She wanted all she could get.
I reached up with my hands, I tried to get her go down and take my cock in her mouth. I wanted her to 69 me. She fought me. She didn't want to. I tried again. I pushed her back she relented. I felt her hair fall across my dick and then I felt her warm lips around my helmet. Oh fuck.
She would only go half way down and then pull up again. She use her tongue to flick around my helmet. She knew how to suck dick good.
Now that she was down on me I could pull my face out from her cunt and get a little air.
Her stockinged legs were splayed apart. I got my hands on her gorgeous ass cheeks. I massaged them. I pulled the apart. I looked inside her arse crack. I saw her beautiful tight shit hole.
There's only one thing I like more then licking out a girl's cunt, and that's licking out a girl's arse hole.
Are you a girl reading this who fancies having their arse-hole licked for a couple of hours whilst they watch tv?
Ring me up, I'll come straight round.
I said to Doctor Sun, "I'm going to stick my tongue inside your anus now."
"Fuck yes!" cried Doctor Sun. "Do it you useless fucking tool!"
As I eased my tongue into her most private place her little rosebud opened up to receive me.
I pushed my tongue into that tight little place as far as it would go. She tasted fantastic. Sweet and musty.
Doctor Sun paid me back by taking all of my massive dick down her mouth. I thrust upwards and made sure my cock hit the back of her whore mouth.
We stayed like that for ten minutes. Both of us crazed and hungry, eating each other up. She couldn't get enough of my dick in her mouth and I could get enough of the taste of her arse. I managed to move my hands round and get three fingers up her cunt as well.
"Please let me have your cum," said Doctor Sun. "I know some girl's pretend to like it. They pretend to like cum because they know their boyfriends watch porn. But I really want it. I really need your cum. I really need your cum. I don't want you to wait I want to blow your fucking load right now. I want to see how much you've got. I want it in my mouth. I want you to spray my face. I want it everywhere. Give it to me now."
"I'm ready," I said.
Sun threw herself off of me and got down on her knees on the floor.
She looked up at me with eyes and mouth wide open.
Her beautiful tits. Her beautiful stockings.
I was going to blow.
I aimed for her mouth I knew that was where she wanted it.
My first blast was too strong though. It shot over her face and landed in her hair.
The next shot was better. Some went above her mouth and up her nose but I got a good gloop on her tongue.
It really was a big load, three more spurts came out and fell onto her beautiful tits.
My beautiful oriental queen was cum drenched and loving it.
Best of all was the streak of cum in her hair. I fucking loved that.
"Shouldn't you have got some of this in a specimen jar?" I asked.
Doctor Sun was letting the jizz fall from her mouth and nose onto her tits. She was cupping her boobs and pushing them together.
She was massaging the cum into her tits like she was a pornstar.
She wasn't joking. She really did love cum. She really did need it.
I fucking love living on this street.